Thursday, February 8, 2007

Hotel Le Glavany Labenne 40

The madness continues ... The worst candidate

The house rules have changed a bit, it is far from relaxed environment, but something is changing. Now whether a few visits and if our friends go to the rooms one can keep the doors closed. Play If I'm playing with my friends should be very open door, apparently afraid that I leave half "weirdo."

The Loreto is the "friend", "Bride," "girlfriend", "lover", "andante", "love" "Promised", "better than nothing", "Tortise" my sister Ana has again been able to enter the house, but every time you enter a show that is mounted in the hallways of my home.

The first that came after it emerged all, my grandmother saw it and started giving some strange cries, began to recite verses from the Bible, while a bottle of cologne he threw "holy water" that brought from the Cathedral ... I peed laughing about how she threw the water and shouted "SO, sinners, not dirty my HOUSE, THE DEVIL IS REMOVED IN YOUR BODY !!!!", what Loreto poor girl did not know what to do ... and almost ran out crying, and the witch of my grandmother said proudly "little by little will we get the devil is inside her."

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

What Happen When Goldfish Gets Furry Scales



Well after the applicant who brought my brother (who still calls and sends mail and goes to MSN and my sister hates it and put it "not support"), came more applicants who brought my grandmother and my mother hiding from my dad. The list is as follows:

The young man who sells fish at the fair and screaming "to the pescaha rich to the pescaha rich!".

The son of the man who brings the soda. A guy who

was monagillo and wants to be cured (in that it brought my grandmother and we spent talking about the Bible.)

brought a guy who plays ball in not equipped and spoke poignantly in the third person, called Franco Hernandez then said things like, "Well, this, Franco is willing to leave everything on the field to conquer, because Franco is a good person who is able to make a goal to your heart, as Franco is very sincere in his feelings ... "etc, etc, etc

Victor

A neighbor we all know he is gay, I also brought my Grandma! And she said "if he is so cute, so delicate, why do not you like Ana" my sister is fucked with laughter and said, "because it's queer that I poh. My abu almost had another heart attack, while my sister laughed at my grandmother's face. The true face of the old one was very funny ...

Then my herm Ana-ana-ana is lesbi told everything to my father and my father as usual said nothing, but stopped appearing magically suitors . Apparently the old man has a hidden power that I do not see.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Bikini Waxing Ottawa Ontario

Future Spouse


My brother uses short-sleeved shirt and tie like Homer Simpson, is as fat as Homer and represents only 24 40. It's a nerd, is an engineer and passes put on your computer (it has a blog and passed by beau and put photos of an unknown type that is not him. very pathetic). He arrived with his friend, a guy who studied 25 years with my brother and he is doing his thesis ...

never saw a person as stupid as him, I could not endure the laughter of how my brothers engrupĆ­a Ana ana-ana is lesbi:

- and how you llamaĆ­?
- Ana, I said when we presented
- Aaaaaah ...
- ...
- ...
- (cri-cri-cri crickets sound ---
- And what's up?
- What's with what
- No pu, you, do you want to when large ...
- I want to be mmmm ... I do not know, I want to be bitch bitch
- Ahhhh .. and I may be ... uh, how you say, your poodle ...

My old man went to the kitchen and told my mother "types and how you want your daughter does not like women, it is very stupid ... even I would dyke." "SO DO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE HUSBAND DAUGHTER, OUR DAUGHTER ...!". My father looked at her. He nodded, turned on the TV and went to see Fox Sport ...

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Why Alcoholics Are Skinny

The solution to my parents ....




My grandmother almost heart attack were suggested to my parents send my sister to a convent school. "Good idea" said my father, then added "but what happens is that her granddaughter came out a year and going to school and college."

In Loreto is known for like 3 years, Loreto repeated in school and were teammates and super "amiguis" both are to be given kisses with tongue and everything. My abu, my mother (who is going to a psychiatrist for all this mess) and my father who does not care, they reached a conclusion: find a man my brothers is lesbi Ana ana-ana.

But they did not think anything better call my brother, who no longer lives with us to make him "hook" with one of his friends. My brother is a fool with all his letters, became pregnant with her first girlfriend, had twins and got married. It does nothing fun, just home from work to home and work. Tomorrow at 20 pm come to eat my brother, his wife, his children and his friend. I think that's going to be fun ...