Thursday, August 2, 2007

How Quick Do Belly Button Rings Close Up?

In hell ...

Disappeared. That's the word that defines me in recent months. What happened. I have no internet at home. I have another phone number. I live in another house. In another city (if you can call city to this poky old town). I have very few friends at school. All look at me differently for being different, down one in the dough and now I am the "other" ... not so much like my sister but similar. Ay! my poor sister Ana who is a lesbian ... had to come with us, had to validate some courses and study at a university here. This crazy, does not understand anything at all, like me, re lost, we do not feel comfortable. We do not know how to buy the bread (they say otherwise ...)

Why we came here? because my father was transferred to a toll booth to another. That fascinating, no?. But we're not in the capital, receives more money and with that my mom is happy. My grandmother and visited 4 churches where mobs go, stayed with the second he had visited because the ladies are "all regal, very friendly and where better to serve tea and cake."

When my sister heard the word cake almost ran to the church part, poor Anne At his college all the girls are girls, is desperate. Loreto to speak on their cell phones the other day I read the messages, which should not do because you said "I am completely shaved! ... I can not wait by OGTC bed. kisses. t miss "I should not do that. My sister goes to every party they do in college to go to folk concerts. even plays football in the selection of its power to find a" friend ", but nothing. My mother and my grandmother is happy, think they are handed the "disease", moreover, that several neighbors have tried to be her suitors and Anna as they always gets the square or at night and again says "is that they are fools. .. do not realize how ... and also that they are ugly ... if they think perhaps the most beautiful ... hahaha but how shit a guy I want to "conquer" me about how much milk a cow produces daily or me says he wants to have a big family like yours and there are 9 brothers .... how we came down here by God! "

Ana smiles forever but you'll note in the face of loneliness ... and my father and my father as has FOX SPORTS is happy but the other day I heard that was half rotten in this town, so perhaps, calls back again to our city and people who say that hell is big boy ... and so far has been huge ....

Saturday, March 10, 2007

What Is Herpes On Abdomen

Back from vacation ...

We went on holiday and my mother decided that we had to go to the field ... and there we were surrounded by cows, grass, trees, hills and a lake, which my father tried to catch something and could not. Three weeks doing nothing, a village close to 5 miles where there was nothing. A public telephone, a computer with Internet, two stores, one hundred peasants, a bar, a church and we all looked strange to me and my sister Ana Especially when our grandmother on Sunday took us to church if we "stuck" the Holy Spirit ... our clothing and hairstyles were different at all, seemed from another galaxy.

We got up early every day lod I do not know why, drank milk at breakfast with homemade bread, had lunch at about one pm and from there I went to the lake water was colder than my life, trying Ana could not swim and, after went to the mountains to try to make our phones have signal to communicate with the real world. My father angry that night and spent all day trying to catch some fish in the boat and nothing at all ...

My grandmother was happy because my sister every day a lady and increasingly fewer women liked and how shit was going to notice that, if I saw two women in all my vacation, all I saw were cows, sheep and old no teeth ... and we have to go home to civilization, but as things stand, no internet at home, the phone only to receive calls ... what we call civilization is out of our home. The good thing is that my mother and grandmother believe Ana is "healed" after these "spectacular" holiday close to nature ... and my father ... and my father, the first thing I did was go to the supermarket to buy fish ...

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Hotel Le Glavany Labenne 40

The madness continues ... The worst candidate

The house rules have changed a bit, it is far from relaxed environment, but something is changing. Now whether a few visits and if our friends go to the rooms one can keep the doors closed. Play If I'm playing with my friends should be very open door, apparently afraid that I leave half "weirdo."

The Loreto is the "friend", "Bride," "girlfriend", "lover", "andante", "love" "Promised", "better than nothing", "Tortise" my sister Ana has again been able to enter the house, but every time you enter a show that is mounted in the hallways of my home.

The first that came after it emerged all, my grandmother saw it and started giving some strange cries, began to recite verses from the Bible, while a bottle of cologne he threw "holy water" that brought from the Cathedral ... I peed laughing about how she threw the water and shouted "SO, sinners, not dirty my HOUSE, THE DEVIL IS REMOVED IN YOUR BODY !!!!", what Loreto poor girl did not know what to do ... and almost ran out crying, and the witch of my grandmother said proudly "little by little will we get the devil is inside her."

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

What Happen When Goldfish Gets Furry Scales



Well after the applicant who brought my brother (who still calls and sends mail and goes to MSN and my sister hates it and put it "not support"), came more applicants who brought my grandmother and my mother hiding from my dad. The list is as follows:

The young man who sells fish at the fair and screaming "to the pescaha rich to the pescaha rich!".

The son of the man who brings the soda. A guy who

was monagillo and wants to be cured (in that it brought my grandmother and we spent talking about the Bible.)

brought a guy who plays ball in not equipped and spoke poignantly in the third person, called Franco Hernandez then said things like, "Well, this, Franco is willing to leave everything on the field to conquer, because Franco is a good person who is able to make a goal to your heart, as Franco is very sincere in his feelings ... "etc, etc, etc

Victor

A neighbor we all know he is gay, I also brought my Grandma! And she said "if he is so cute, so delicate, why do not you like Ana" my sister is fucked with laughter and said, "because it's queer that I poh. My abu almost had another heart attack, while my sister laughed at my grandmother's face. The true face of the old one was very funny ...

Then my herm Ana-ana-ana is lesbi told everything to my father and my father as usual said nothing, but stopped appearing magically suitors . Apparently the old man has a hidden power that I do not see.