Sunday, September 10, 2006

Bikini Waxing Ottawa Ontario

Future Spouse


My brother uses short-sleeved shirt and tie like Homer Simpson, is as fat as Homer and represents only 24 40. It's a nerd, is an engineer and passes put on your computer (it has a blog and passed by beau and put photos of an unknown type that is not him. very pathetic). He arrived with his friend, a guy who studied 25 years with my brother and he is doing his thesis ...

never saw a person as stupid as him, I could not endure the laughter of how my brothers engrupía Ana ana-ana is lesbi:

- and how you llamaí?
- Ana, I said when we presented
- Aaaaaah ...
- ...
- ...
- (cri-cri-cri crickets sound ---
- And what's up?
- What's with what
- No pu, you, do you want to when large ...
- I want to be mmmm ... I do not know, I want to be bitch bitch
- Ahhhh .. and I may be ... uh, how you say, your poodle ...

My old man went to the kitchen and told my mother "types and how you want your daughter does not like women, it is very stupid ... even I would dyke." "SO DO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE HUSBAND DAUGHTER, OUR DAUGHTER ...!". My father looked at her. He nodded, turned on the TV and went to see Fox Sport ...

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Why Alcoholics Are Skinny

The solution to my parents ....




My grandmother almost heart attack were suggested to my parents send my sister to a convent school. "Good idea" said my father, then added "but what happens is that her granddaughter came out a year and going to school and college."

In Loreto is known for like 3 years, Loreto repeated in school and were teammates and super "amiguis" both are to be given kisses with tongue and everything. My abu, my mother (who is going to a psychiatrist for all this mess) and my father who does not care, they reached a conclusion: find a man my brothers is lesbi Ana ana-ana.

But they did not think anything better call my brother, who no longer lives with us to make him "hook" with one of his friends. My brother is a fool with all his letters, became pregnant with her first girlfriend, had twins and got married. It does nothing fun, just home from work to home and work. Tomorrow at 20 pm come to eat my brother, his wife, his children and his friend. I think that's going to be fun ...

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Wagamama Katsu Curry Recipies

And now I know my grandmother


After much whining, my mother convinced my father to make a family meeting to discuss the matter with my sister. To me, boy, I was not invited. They were just my parents and my grandmother Ana hid in the room next door with me to hear what they said to my sister. Could not hear very well over the old hueona my grandmother made comments all the time and could not hear very well ...

Ana: But can not understand that I like the women ...
Mami: ¡¡¡¡¡ AND HOW DO YOU SAY SO ... LOOSE BODY!! Papi
: EHHHHH ....

"Your sister is a lesbian?", "If that grandmother said, did not hear?" "I always said that that little girl brought the devil in her body, is a sinner, not worthy to be my granddaughter, church going to crucify, will go to hell .... "

Ana: But Mom ... if it does nothing wrong ... BUT AS :¡¡¡¡ Mami
SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING'S WRONG ...!! Papi
: EHHHHH .... Ana
: Geez but I like the Lore ... I never liked the ...
Mami: NOOOOOOOOOO, NO, NO AND NO ... CAN NOT BE MY DAUGHTER CAN NOT BE ... ... .!!!!! How do you say ...? Papi
: EHHHHH .... Mami
: DI SOMETHING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOD ... ... !!!!! Papi
: EHHHHH ....
Mom: And I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT LIVE IN MY HOUSE ONE ... .!!!!! How do you say? ...
Ana: Lesbian mammals, lesbian ....
Mami: That, that ... I will not tolerate .¡¡¡¡ THAT LIVE IN MY HOUSE !!!!! A LIGHT ...

"I told Manu that that little girl is going straight to hell, and stop going to Sunday school, I told you ..." "and grandmother, stop listening ..." "... and maybe you if you do ladybug let go, you know, because God punishes the ... "" .. chuuuuu .... " I broke both the old balls of my grandmother went to my room to play ...

Monday, August 7, 2006

Tamil Wedding Card Kavidhaigal

And now you hear my daddy ...


My father came to his fascinating work, toll collector at the same time as usual and found my mother crying inconsolably when the news in the living room of the house. My old man is not a very expressive than, say, looked at her and went into the kitchen, checked the pots to see what was the food while my mom was yelling:

- YOU WILL NOT ASK ME WHAT HAPPENS ....?
- Ahhh ....
- YOU WILL NOT ASK WHY I'M CRYING ....
- Ahhh ... So yes, you have a headache ... or Veronica Castro was the aunt died in the soap ...
- NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE ...
- Well, what else you today ....
- OUR DAUGHTER, DAUGHTER IS OUR ONLY RARITAN ....
- How ...?
- our daughter, our only daughter ...
- The other party did not understand ...
- OUR DAUGHTER, OUR ONLY DAUGHTER LIKES WOMEN ... THE VI ... KISSING TO LORETO.
- Ahhh ... and I liked the scene?. The good news is that will not get pregnant, your great fear last week and not have to raise one more ....
- HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE AND AMOUNT THAT DO NOT SKIP ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE ....

My mom screamed and cried hysterically as my old man walked into the kitchen to heat the noodles in the microwave ...

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Soap Notes And Plastic Surgery

My mom found my sister


My mother wept with his face twisted and shouted "No way, it can be." I left my play and I went to see my old woman who was with his hands over his face totally shocked and shouted things at my sister's friend, who until today was the friend, it was discovered that the friend was his girlfriend and why the cries of horror from my old saw that kissing on the bed and my older sister ... I always thought my sister was rare, medium freak, but he likes women ...

The best part was when she tried to explain inexplicable to my mom in a state of shock:

- not what you think ....
- KISSING THE VI ... !!!!!!!!!!
- But Mom is not so bad ...
- KISSING THE VI ... !!!!!!!!!!
- But mom tran ...
- KISSING THE VI ... !!!!!!!!!!
- Mama, traquilízate, by God ...
- But .... VI THE KISSING ... !!!!!!!!!!

now waiting for my father and my grandmother work of the church, to continue this soap opera ... Live.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Sample Letter To Clients Moving Salons

...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

Ay! my sister is lebiana ... I will tell you everything that happened ... but first I called my dad, wait ...